What is the Penarth Hooter?
First, we have to step back a little bit.
Archeologists hypothesize that, when News began, it looked something like this:
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What is this crap? Get it out of my face.
(Mouse over.)
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- Early man on News
Following the fall of Man, News returned. News was in our hands, on our billboards- News was even in radio waves travelling through the very air we breathed. News had never been better. This was from 1440, with the invention of the printing press, all the way up until 1991, when the Cold War ended.
Now, with the rise of correctness and wokeness, News is back to looking like this again:
The Penarth Hooter is a return to News through the Internet. We won't be making the same mistakes as News past- And what's more, we'll finally start reporting on the stuff that really matters. Let us tenderly pull the wool from your eyes.
Welcome to 100% reliable News.
- Marion Whiffy